Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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