You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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