And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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