Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
