Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
