I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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