I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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