I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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