I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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