This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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