who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Randomize
