What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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