STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Randomize
