so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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