Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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