you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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