are you still at the devil's house?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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