Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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