We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
