I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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