Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
my poor anus
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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