I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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