My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
babies were throwing up all over the place
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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