I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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