dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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