i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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