I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she told me i tasted like america
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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