why didn't you poke me back
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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