I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
this will be a night to untag.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Still dying that you shit outside
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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