I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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