Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
