I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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