Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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