I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Randomize
