Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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