my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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