For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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