oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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