I must be too annoying 4 u.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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