Michael Bay diarrhea
We need to rekindle our bromance
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
The struggles of a small town man whore
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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