Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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