your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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