so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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