Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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