I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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