you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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