I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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