Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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