I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Congratulations! We have a period
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