Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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