also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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