somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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