how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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