I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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